The Best Way to Cheat

Your Friday night side chick (or f*@k boy) is now a fake pizza. It’s like your main pizza, but offers you things he can’t..like…multiples…err multiple servings of vegetables and very few carbs. Maybe there could be a serious relationship here after all? I make this dish A LOT. And every time I make it, I…

Cacio e Pepe. Sort of.

Most recently I decided to ride the Chrissy Tiegan streak after my IG high of her liking my post. Swoon. So next up was a really indulgent dinner for one! Cacio e Pepe, Tiegan style! Chrissy’s version has the addition of argula, pancetta, lemon, and red pepper flakes. While I love all of these things,…

Your Ass is Sea Bass

Let me start by saying that I’m well aware that my iPhone food photography skills are pretty shitty. And that my kitchen lighting is extremely shitty. (Is that a finger or a root vegetable?  I often wonder while chopping away). I would usually be embarrassed to share a photo so bad. Hell, I’d probably do…

Breakfast for the Bachelorette?

Those step-by-step blog posts where there are 20 photos of an egg being beaten into a bowl of something, then the bowl, then an oven shot, and on and on and on……just ugh. It takes 20 minutes to find the damn recipe. I’ve tried to keep my musings free of the sausage making photos, but…