Need a totally fail-proof make ahead main to feed a crowd? Rick Andrew Martinez delivers yet another perfect recipe, this time instead of Brown Butter Toffee Cookies, it’s double pork carnitas. That man is so creative. He ruled my taco buffet this weekend and I can confirm that these are tasty both hot and cold….
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Super Model Project: Pan-Seared Scallops
Chrissy Teigan dragged this recipe off straight off of a Sports Illustrated photo shoot. She told me herself. Spearfishing for scallops in designer swimwear is tough, but it sure does burn calories – which comes in real handy as this recipe features both butter AND oil. Lucky arteries. Actually, it was really delicious and stupidly…
Sweet and Salty Coconut Rice
It’s that moment, that recipe you’ve all been waiting for…the one that is going to put your arse on the cover of SI’s swimsuit issue, a la Chrissy Teigan. I present to you, Ms. Teigan’s Sweet and Salty Coconut Rice. This recipe has wowed even the haterest of coconut haters. Stir fries have come near and far for…
Final Round & Closing Ceremony
Glad this project is over since I already won gold on day one. Taste: 2/10, Ryan Lochte peed on it Spread ability: 2/10, it’s a solid Texture: 2/10, exfoliant grit Great news! Just buy yourself some vanilla almond butter and make your taste buds happy. If you’re into deep facial exfoliation, try the others.
Round 2…
Today on deck: honey almond butter. Taste: 5/10, thick and not nearly as sweet as the last version. Spread ability: 5/10, more oily Texture: 6/10, less grit than a facial expholiant
The Best Way to Cheat
Your Friday night side chick (or f*@k boy) is now a fake pizza. It’s like your main pizza, but offers you things he can’t..like…multiples…err multiple servings of vegetables and very few carbs. Maybe there could be a serious relationship here after all? I make this dish A LOT. And every time I make it, I…
Shrimpy Salad, Giant Flavor
My quest is to eat healthy(ish) during the work week so that I can bake desserts on the weekend. My latest, quick week night dinner is this spicy shrimp salad. Prep a salad base. I used spinach, English cucumber, scallions, and avocado. Dress with salt, pepper, and olive oil….or try a ginger sesame something from…